How do you make an ice-rink look tame? Our resident anti-chrisis girl has come up with a novel concept: The Hell Machine. It sounds like something straight out of a bad 80s horror film, and looks like a cross between Martin Rolinksi's Melodifestivalen cage and an oversized neon Polo mint. Someone put a bet on, quick!
Something tells me that, unlike Sarah Dawn Finer, she won't be strapped in; although that doesn't necessarily mean that there won't be chains involved: in fact, given Ukraine's previous 'risqué' performances,
I'd say it was actually pretty likely!