People take a bow, because The Queen is ready to take over the UK!
Wednesday, April 8, 2009
Wednesday, April 1, 2009
Svetlana reveals the 'Hell Machine'
The road to Kyiv is paved with good intentions...

How do you make an ice-rink look tame? Our resident anti-chrisis girl has come up with a novel concept: The Hell Machine. It sounds like something straight out of a bad 80s horror film, and looks like a cross between Martin Rolinksi's Melodifestivalen cage and an oversized neon Polo mint. Someone put a bet on, quick!
Something tells me that, unlike Sarah Dawn Finer, she won't be strapped in; although that doesn't necessarily mean that there won't be chains involved: in fact, given Ukraine's previous 'risqué' performances,
I'd say it was actually pretty likely!

How do you make an ice-rink look tame? Our resident anti-chrisis girl has come up with a novel concept: The Hell Machine. It sounds like something straight out of a bad 80s horror film, and looks like a cross between Martin Rolinksi's Melodifestivalen cage and an oversized neon Polo mint. Someone put a bet on, quick!
Something tells me that, unlike Sarah Dawn Finer, she won't be strapped in; although that doesn't necessarily mean that there won't be chains involved: in fact, given Ukraine's previous 'risqué' performances,
I'd say it was actually pretty likely!
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